I woke up this fine Saturday morning and...well, I'll let the video do the talking.
Nov 6, 2007
Drafting the Gatling Gun.
I'm so glad I could make you make people laugh.
This world I've had since the galaxy was not yet graphed.
Chilling to the spine so that it couldn't be mine.
Licking the lips of sobriety.
Standing tall like a deity.
Metaphysically tuned out as the television tunes in.
A true patriot right up to the end.
Delivering the truth at 2 megs a second.
Liberty will never be quite as I reckoned.
And maybe I'm the one who's wrong, so high off myself.
But then what if I'm right? Nothing gained from my risk.
Questioning the existence of freedom, so fleeting and brisk.
Nipping at the heels of our forefathers, bills are passed on and on.
Gaining such safety but where does it all go? So far gone and gone.
What is there to boast about when a war is won?
"I outright killed the most of them, made orphans from sons!"
But wait, who instigated what? Democracy isn't a hypocrisy.
It's the leaders. Case open, case shut.
This world I've had since the galaxy was not yet graphed.
Chilling to the spine so that it couldn't be mine.
Licking the lips of sobriety.
Standing tall like a deity.
Metaphysically tuned out as the television tunes in.
A true patriot right up to the end.
Delivering the truth at 2 megs a second.
Liberty will never be quite as I reckoned.
And maybe I'm the one who's wrong, so high off myself.
But then what if I'm right? Nothing gained from my risk.
Questioning the existence of freedom, so fleeting and brisk.
Nipping at the heels of our forefathers, bills are passed on and on.
Gaining such safety but where does it all go? So far gone and gone.
What is there to boast about when a war is won?
"I outright killed the most of them, made orphans from sons!"
But wait, who instigated what? Democracy isn't a hypocrisy.
It's the leaders. Case open, case shut.
Nov 2, 2007
Tell Me It's Still Rotten : The Core
ARMPITS ARE HANGING, from my eeeeeye balls.
Armpits are seeping from my heeaaaaad!
COWBOY BOOTS! THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RI-I-IGHT!
BOOTY! CHICKEN PIPE! CRAWLING DONE THE APPLE, RIPE!
Cut off the sinister, split in half by the ministers.
Swimming, falling, pushing, walling, none of these apply.
Luke warm flip flops swinging from my tentacles.
Luxury and liberty, enjoyed in the glory of 2-ply.
Pinching and screaming, torn off by my mandibles.
Count the last grain, it's all worth the price.
But as the sky fills with rain, it's still all rice.
BACK BADA BACK BACK BACK BADA DEEEE!!
BACK BADA BACK BACK BACK BADA DEEEE!!
Loose and limber surrounded in timber.
My dog is a flapjack, he cries with a whimper.
But maybe this time he'll be the liquefied blender.
I EAT SPLENDA!!!
*dj solo*
BADACK BADADADADACK DACK DACK BADADABABA!!
Simply entertainment, but nothing else.
I'm getting all this fame with the power of elven shelfs.
I FLATTENED OUT A SECOND!
But what about a minute?
TOO DANGEROUS I RECKON!
Tape it up and pin it.
WHERE? IN A WALL?
No, on your favorite stress ball.
BACK BACK! BADA BADA DACK KEHT-SSSS.
Armpits are seeping from my heeaaaaad!
COWBOY BOOTS! THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RI-I-IGHT!
BOOTY! CHICKEN PIPE! CRAWLING DONE THE APPLE, RIPE!
Cut off the sinister, split in half by the ministers.
Swimming, falling, pushing, walling, none of these apply.
Luke warm flip flops swinging from my tentacles.
Luxury and liberty, enjoyed in the glory of 2-ply.
Pinching and screaming, torn off by my mandibles.
Count the last grain, it's all worth the price.
But as the sky fills with rain, it's still all rice.
BACK BADA BACK BACK BACK BADA DEEEE!!
BACK BADA BACK BACK BACK BADA DEEEE!!
Loose and limber surrounded in timber.
My dog is a flapjack, he cries with a whimper.
But maybe this time he'll be the liquefied blender.
I EAT SPLENDA!!!
*dj solo*
BADACK BADADADADACK DACK DACK BADADABABA!!
Simply entertainment, but nothing else.
I'm getting all this fame with the power of elven shelfs.
I FLATTENED OUT A SECOND!
But what about a minute?
TOO DANGEROUS I RECKON!
Tape it up and pin it.
WHERE? IN A WALL?
No, on your favorite stress ball.
BACK BACK! BADA BADA DACK KEHT-SSSS.
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