iTerrorist

After reading this article, I couldn't help but laugh.


Here's all YOU have to know.


"Passengers faced delays as tighter security was hastily enforced at the country's airports and additional measures were put in place for all flights, and British Airways said some flights were likely to be canceled. Laptop computers, mobile phones, iPods, and remote controls were among the items banned from being carried on board."


[rant]Now I know I'll have comments along the lines of "but people could have been leik, HERT!!"
Ah, but were people hurt? No. Therefore I can create satire as comical as I wish and I'll click "PUBLISH POST" guilt free.

So terrorists figured out that they could blow shit up via iPod, laptop, phones, and whatnot. I tend to fly a lot and this makes me feel a bajillion times safer considering that one of the places I fly to often is Miami (the other place being in Missouri). So the next time I'm packing swim trunks and sunglasses, I'll have to suffer through a 4 hour flight laptopless.

Here's a reason to hate terrorists. Not because they kill thousands yearly, not because alqueda or whatever that dumbass group is called hates the U.S. But because they took away our iPods and computers during flights.

So these idiots who ALWAYS get caught have taken something from me AGAIN. I swear, if I ever saw these jackasses I'd shove my laptop up his ass and then put him on a 12 hour trip to Beijjing. Of course, the laptop would have a lethal injection connected to it so if he tried to remove said pc, he would die. Hell, if it were up to me, I'd have just sent a bunch of angry, hairy, digruntled New Yorkers over there to kick their asses for a while.

I'm just SO sick of having more and more taken away from me on flights. Having to do more and more security checks, and having more and more people on my ass about dressing approptiately on planes. [/rant]


Now that I'm done with all the bitching, here's the humor I saw in all of this. I'll demonstrate with my idea of a terrorist's iPod playlist.


Aren't I ingenious? (I'm horrible with photoshop)